The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.293 billion Weirdos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 613 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,255 Weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the Weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 8,452^nd in the world and 202^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,070.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.